Take it from Snee: The pope still poops in the woods
Maybe Pope Francis went to wash the Huckabee off of Kim Davis. Pope Francis — first of his name; ruler of guys who still wear gold chains and most of anywhere soccer is called “football;” defender of...
View ArticleThis week’s guest stars on Popey-Doo: the Harlem Globetrotters!
Not only did the Pope learn how to spin a ball on his finger, but also how to make church music more interesting and what Jesus actually looked like. It’s been a while since The Guys heard from Pope...
View ArticleExorcising the rites of office
“Your Holiness! Where did you go!? I can’t see y … Oh, there you are.” There may be two popes in the Vatican these days (OK, technically one’s Pope Emeritus), but only one of them just performed an...
View ArticleFrancis I: A New Pope
Were the Italians trying to kill Pope Francis by flooding the Vatican with smoke, knowing that he only has one lung? The conclave is over and Catholics have a new pope: Argentinian Jorge Bergoglio, now...
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